beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

posted 3 days ago with 576664 notes
# lmao   
*slaps my own ass* damn bitch you thick as hell
posted 3 days ago with 142002 notes
# lmao   

celsisus:

I’m so jealous of people that get to see you every day

posted 3 days ago with 1104 notes (orig)
# I feel this   

famousmeat:

Zac Efron strips off on NBC’s Running Wild with Bear Grylls

blueskypenguin:

slashydrunkard:

theholmeslessdoctor:

I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS GIFSET FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE

THIS IS WHY GIFSETS WERE CREATED

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

posted 3 days ago with 70504 notes (orig)
# THIS   

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

baiovevo:

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

people: you just want everything to be gay
me: yes
posted 4 days ago with 36318 notes (orig)
# YES   # gay   

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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